White Socks with Dress Shoes: Michael Jackson made white socks and loafers look good but the average man commonly underachieves when compared to MJ. Take a FASHION 101 from The Gentleman: NEVER no matter where the heck you saw that shit WEAR a WHITE SOCK with A DRESS SHOE. I'll reach over, smack the shit outta you for that BS, WTF
Skinny Jeans: Lay off the tight jeans bro. Skinnys are for women to hold and show their packages. Fitted Jeans are right pass for guys but SKINNY???? NO NO NO NO NO NO even this is too gay for RileyEd Hardy: Ed Hardy is the street wear for douches and wanna be alpha-males. Think everybody on Jersey Shore. I can't stand Hardy fanatics. I don't know how Ed Hardy is cool but kats with Ed-Hardy and every name brand that just drops kill me.