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A Gentleman pens?!... Let's play the slut game




Who’s a slut? Most girls are confused or look surprised when they’re told they are sluts. I don't know why the pretense but read on for slut guidelines.
The rules 
   1.       If you sleep with your crew                - you’re a slut – big time.
   2.       If you lead a guy on then bang some dude by the side  - you’re a slut.
   3.       If you plain ol sleep around                                 - you’re a slut.
   4.       If when  all you talk about Is sex and how you’re good in bed  - you’re a slut
   5.       If a friend says you’re a slut  -                                                             60% you might be a slut.
   6.       If friends have pics of you on their cell phone –                                     you’re a slut (first class)
   7.       If every dude has your number (i mean "EVERY")             -                   you’re a world class slut
   8.       If you act like a slut, talk like a slut and *look* like a slut,                   - you’re a slut
   9.       If you try to defend your slutty ways by saying guys are sluts               - you’re a big slut
   10.   If you passed more than two of the above - then you are a slut.  
  
  11. If your vagina is responsible for more than 5% of dudes at the health clinic - you're a slut
   12. If guys are always around you only bcus u put out  - ditto
    13. If your clit is a death zone for dicks - ditto
 

Bonus: If it even occurs to you to ask yourself if you're a slut - You are. 

1 comment:

  1. who's that chick in the second pic?

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