Who’s a slut? Most girls are confused or look surprised when they’re told they are sluts. I don't know why the pretense but read on for slut guidelines.
1.
If you sleep with your crew - you’re a slut – big time.
2.
If you lead a guy on then bang some dude by the
side - you’re a slut.
3.
If you plain ol sleep around - you’re a slut.
4.
If when all you talk about Is sex and how you’re good
in bed - you’re a slut
5.
If a friend says you’re a slut - 60% you might be a slut.
6.
If friends have pics of you on their cell phone – you’re a slut (first class)
7.
If every dude has your number (i mean "EVERY") - you’re a world class slut
8.
If you act like a slut, talk like a slut and *look*
like a slut, - you’re a slut
9.
If you try to defend your slutty ways by saying
guys are sluts -
you’re a big slut
10. If you passed more than two of the above - then you are a slut.
10. If you passed more than two of the above - then you are a slut.
12. If guys are always around you only bcus u put out - ditto
13. If your clit is a death zone for dicks - ditto
Bonus: If it even occurs to you to ask yourself if you're a slut - You are.
who's that chick in the second pic?
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